I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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