he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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