dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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