this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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