So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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