The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Can you bring me the toilet please
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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