just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
