brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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