I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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