But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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