Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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