I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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