Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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