I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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