I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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