I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
this hospital has no fireball
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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