Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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