he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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