i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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