At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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