My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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