just tell him i said nine months
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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