What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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