I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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