She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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