shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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