i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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