had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
