Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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