honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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