I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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