I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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