He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
What a fucking waste of an outfit
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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