But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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