I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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