so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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