ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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