office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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