You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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