how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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