I want to stick my p in your. b.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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