I think I am morally bankrupt
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You ate ashes out of my bong
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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