You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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