I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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