its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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