I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He did a backflip because drugs
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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