Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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