no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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