Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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