So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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