break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
you didnt know i had herpes?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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