He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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