Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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