Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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