I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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