then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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