there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I touched a dick in church today
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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